do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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