small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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