if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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