But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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