If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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