Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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