This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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