come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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