she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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