she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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