Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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