OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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