So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
