You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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