Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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