Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Let's get the cat blown out
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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