They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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