i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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