rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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