WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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