I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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