it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
And Iām prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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