is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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