How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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