We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
id be glad to
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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