i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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