susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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