are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I AM VODKA MAN
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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