I don't think brook has ever known best
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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