THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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