you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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