note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He did a backflip because drugs
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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