it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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