dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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