Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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