I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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