Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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