it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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