just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
