Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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