Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
