i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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