Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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