yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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