I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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