I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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