no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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