Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
