she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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