He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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