apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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